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Holy Crap You're Old Cake Topper

Regular price $13.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $13.00 USD
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Add some humor to their cake with this Holy Crap You're Old cake topper. You can also purchase the matching cupcake toppers as well!

⭐️ This listing is priced for one card stock cake topper. 
⭐️ The cake topper is 6.5 inches wide and 5.8 inches tall.
⭐️ The topper is multi-layered with foam pieces in between the layers to make it sturdy.
⭐️ You can find the matching cupcake toppers here:

Please Note: All items are handmade to order. Colors can also vary depending on different electronic devices.


Card Stock

Glue Dots

Paper straw or acrylic stick

Shipping & Returns

All my items are handmade to order, so it may take 1 to 4 business days to prepare your item before shipment. All orders are shipped First Class via the USPS. You do have the option to upgrade your shipping to Priority Mail or Express Mail. I do strive to get my items out as quickly as possible once ordered. Please ensure that you place your order in enough advance of your event as I cannot be held responsible if your item doesn't arrive in time. All delivery times are approximate from the USPS and I cannot guarantee when your order will arrive once I have dropped it off with the delivery service. Thank you for shopping at my store and supporting my small business!

Customize your topper:

You can choose from the following color options to customize your topper.